{"id":4869,"date":"2014-04-21T21:24:45","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T21:24:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fabriceeulry-laboutique.com\/blog\/?p=4869"},"modified":"2018-12-13T06:04:12","modified_gmt":"2018-12-13T06:04:12","slug":"solution-des-contrepeteries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fabriceeulry-laboutique.com\/blog\/?p=4869","title":{"rendered":"SOLUTION DES CONTREPETERIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

Par ordre croissant de difficult\u00e9 :<\/h2>\n

Elections :<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Attention \u00e0 vos t\u00e9tons durs, ou vous serez us\u00e9<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Attention \u00e0 voter rus\u00e9, ou vous serez TONDUS<\/strong><\/h2>\n

 <\/p>\n

Apr\u00e8s les \u00e9lections :<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Ils n’h\u00e9siteront pas \u00e0 fouler vos pioches\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Ils n’h\u00e9siteront pas \u00e0 fouILLER VOS POCHES<\/strong><\/h2>\n

 <\/p>\n

Imp\u00f4ts :<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Mesure soci\u00e9tale :<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Le gouvernement va-t-il pacser nos toiles ?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Mesure fiscale :<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Le gouvernement va-t-il TAXER NOS POILS ?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

 <\/p>\n

Art :<\/strong><\/h2>\n

classique :<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Artistes vantant les drames pour g\u00e9n\u00e9rer la subversion<\/strong><\/h2>\n

bobo :<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Artistes versant des larmes pour g\u00e9n\u00e9rer la subVENTION<\/strong><\/h2>\n

 <\/p>\n

Les \u00e9coutes :<\/h2>\n

Ecoutez : le PS LGBT parfait les IVG dans les BTP dixit RBM<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Le PS fait \u00e9couter LMPT par les RG dans les TGV BI dixit BB<\/strong><\/h2>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Par ordre croissant de difficult\u00e9 : Elections : Attention \u00e0 vos t\u00e9tons durs, ou vous serez us\u00e9 Attention \u00e0 voter rus\u00e9, ou vous serez TONDUS   Apr\u00e8s les \u00e9lections : Ils n’h\u00e9siteront pas \u00e0 fouler vos pioches\u00a0 Ils n’h\u00e9siteront pas … Continuer la lecture →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-4869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-divers"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2D6dI-1gx","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4746,"url":"http:\/\/www.fabriceeulry-laboutique.com\/blog\/?p=4746","url_meta":{"origin":4869,"position":0},"title":"PRENEZ UN AVOCAT !","author":"Le Canard du pianiste","date":"27 mars 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Le fruit magique contre le vieillissement cellulaire Vous entendez beaucoup parler des \u00ab\u00a0radicaux libres\u00a0\u00bb, ces mol\u00e9cules agressives qui attaquent vos cellules, et m\u00eame votre ADN. 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